A man who chooses not to read is just as ignorant as a man who cannot read. — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
“Oprost je miris koji ljubičica ostavi na stopalu koje ju je zdrobilo.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time. — Mark Twain Inspirational Copy Share Image
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots. — Mark Twain Idiot Copy Share Image
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up. — Mark Twain Dance Copy Share Image
“Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain't a minute to lose. They're after us!” — Mark Twain Hump Copy Share Image
“I’m an old man now and have had a great many problems. Most of them never happened.” — Mark Twain Great man Copy Share Image
If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I cherish the dreams of yesterday and dare not dwell on the err's of my past whose fate has been long decided,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms… — Mark Twain Beautiful Copy Share Image
From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied,… — Mark Twain Beautiful Copy Share Image
Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter… — Mark Twain Attention Copy Share Image
By law of periodical repetition, everything which has happened once must happen again and again -- and not capriciously, but at regular… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know… — Mark Twain Irony Copy Share Image
“These coins are not very valuable. Jack went out to get a napoleon changed, so as to have money suited to the… — Mark Twain Money Copy Share Image
“Sunday morning came – next day the battalions would leave for the front; the church was filled; the volunteers were there, their… — Mark Twain Bible Copy Share Image
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“One poor chap, who had no other grandeur to offer, said with tolerably manifest pride in the remembrance: 'Well, Tom Sawyer he… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“One day, riding along, we were talking about Joan's great talents, and he said, 'But, greatest of all her gifts, she has… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in… — Mark Twain Community Copy Share Image
“he would now have comprehended that work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that play consists of whaterver… — Mark Twain Artificial flowers Copy Share Image
The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there. — Mark Twain Future Copy Share Image
Kindness is a Language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. — Mark Twain Blind Copy Share Image
To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement. — Mark Twain Achievement Copy Share Image
“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.” — Mark Twain Communication Copy Share Image
