Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death. — Mark Twain Cold Copy Share Image
A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has gone out. — Mark Twain Flower Copy Share Image
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend. — Mark Twain Friend Copy Share Image
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance. — Mark Twain Ashamed Copy Share Image
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit… — Mark Twain Cats Copy Share Image
Persons who think there is no such thing as luck good or bad are entitled to their opinion, although I think they… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. — Mark Twain Inspiration Copy Share Image
To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master. — Mark Twain Atheism Copy Share Image
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. — Mark Twain Being polite Copy Share Image
In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It was on the 10th day of May - 1884 - that I confessed to age by mounting spectacles for the first… — Mark Twain Age Copy Share Image
The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying… — Mark Twain Anatomy Copy Share Image
Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the Bulrushers; and I was in a sweat to… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was… — Mark Twain Ancient Copy Share Image
“You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
The test of any good fiction is that you should care something for the characters; the good to succeed, the bad to… — Mark Twain Care Copy Share Image
The true charm of pedestrianism does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking. The walking is… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“It was pitiful for a person born in a wholesome free atmosphere to listen to their humble and hearty outpourings of loyalty… — Mark Twain Aristocracy Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey… — Mark Twain Adults Copy Share Image
As by the fires of experience, so by commission of crime you learn real morals. Commit all crimes, familiarize yourself with all… — Mark Twain Character Copy Share Image
“It’s the same here as it is on earth—you’ve got to earn a thing, square and honest, before you enjoy it. You… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“It was a good pup, was that Andrew Jackson, and would have made a name for hisself if he’d lived, for the… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed… — Mark Twain Atheism Copy Share Image
“it don’t make no diference whether you do right or wrong, a person’s conscience ain’t got no sense, and just goes for… — Mark Twain Conscience Copy Share Image
