A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch. — Mark Twain Clever Copy Share Image
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read — Mark Twain Blind Copy Share Image
There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore. — Mark Twain Funny Copy Share Image
My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got. — Mark Twain Amazing man Copy Share Image
I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. — Mark Twain Funny Copy Share Image
If you don't know what this means. It means go to heaven for happiness go to hell for anger. I hope you… — Mark Twain Anger Copy Share Image
To create man was a quaint and original idea, but to add the sheep was tautology. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Every man is born to one possession which out values all his others - his last breath.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more. — Mark Twain Bitterness Copy Share Image
The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit… — Mark Twain Cats Copy Share Image
Persons who think there is no such thing as luck good or bad are entitled to their opinion, although I think they… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and… — Mark Twain Communication Copy Share Image
You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas won't get you anywhere. Lee Iacocca Love is… — Mark Twain Brilliant Copy Share Image
It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so… — Mark Twain Advantage Copy Share Image
If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members &… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
20 years from now you will be disappointed by the things you didnt do than by the ones you did. So throw… — Mark Twain Amazing life Copy Share Image
History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must… — Mark Twain Enlightened Copy Share Image
“when the illumination did at last come, we felt repaid. It came unexpectedly, of course—things always do, that have been long looked… — Mark Twain Illumination Copy Share Image
“After breakfast they went whooping and prancing out on the bar, and chased each other round and round, shedding clothes as they… — Mark Twain Best man Copy Share Image
“Clarence was with me as concerned the revolution, but in a modified way. His idea was a republic, without privileged orders, but… — Mark Twain Family Copy Share Image
I will now claim - until dispossesed - that I was the first person in the world to apply the typewriter to… — Mark Twain Books Copy Share Image
“The first glance at the pillow showed me a repulsive sentinel perched upon each end of it--cockroaches as large as peach leaves--fellows… — Mark Twain Bugs Copy Share Image
Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren… — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
“All right, then, I'll go to hell' -and tore it up. It was awful thoughts, and awful words, but they was said.… — Mark Twain Hell Copy Share Image
“Everybody granted that if "Tom" were white and free it would be unquestionably right to punish him--it would be no loss to… — Mark Twain Irony Copy Share Image
A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog. — Mark Twain Animal Copy Share Image
