Mari Mancusi

“So you really think these all represent different holiday lands?" he asked, pulling open the door with the large bird on it.…

— Mari Mancusi

What, are you like Buffy or something? A vampire slayer?” I wish. “No, but my sister is. And my boyfriend’s a vampire…

— Mari Mancusi

“When the end of the world comes, it won't be the ones that cry who survive, but the ones who spit.”

— Mari Mancusi

“I never said becoming the slayer would be a field trip to a Justin Bieber concert.”

— Mari Mancusi

Okay, I'll wear the Bite Me shirt,[...]It'll be my standard response to anyone who tries to hit on me." I giggle. "Someone…

— Mari Mancusi

“Did you… need something?” he asked in a tight voice. I swallowed hard, my mind racing with a million things to say.…

— Mari Mancusi

Whatcha doin', Freak Girl?" --------------------------- "What does it look like, brainiac?" I shot back, even surprising myself with the force of my…

— Mari Mancusi

“I would have made a very crappy book heroine.”

— Mari Mancusi

“For the record, I would have made a very lousy romance heroine.”

— Mari Mancusi

“Mr. Teifert’s practically ancient – at least forty, I’d say – and so not sexy or cute or Australian.”

— Mari Mancusi

“Rayne, why is it you feel the need to argue with every single thing I say?" "Because every single thing you say…

— Mari Mancusi

“Suddenly, out of nowhere, some random old guy grabs me on the arm and starts dragging me into a side corridor. “You…

— Mari Mancusi

“I’d so rather be a living snack than dead meat.”

— Mari Mancusi

Anyway, I'm sure the guy lives a million miles away." "Or he could live right in your backyard. You never know." I…

— Mari Mancusi

“Where have you been?" I asked weakly. A few minutes ago I would have rather died than questioned him. Let him know…

— Mari Mancusi