“Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.” — Marcus Berkmann Story Copy Share Image
“Dammit, Bones, I need you. Badly.” (Even in 1979 this made me titter.)” — Marcus Berkmann Bones Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing American audiences like more than a tragedy with a happy ending.” — Marcus Berkmann American Copy Share Image
Not only do we mock the Eurovision Song Contest itself, but we lampoon other European countries for taking it so seriously, and… — Marcus Berkmann Affair Copy Share Image
“We recognised that the youth demographic needed to be pursued, preferably with dogs.” — Marcus Berkmann Dog Copy Share Image
