I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much! — Madea Jesus Copy Share Image
A grown man takes care of his child without anybody needing to tell him he needs to take care of his child. — Madea Copy Share Image
Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson. — Madea Copy Share Image
Yaw to big for them little cute names, get you something that fit HUMMER,ESCALADE,SUBURBAN — Madea Copy Share Image
Didn't no body say nuttin bout no lurnch, I dont wont no lurnch, I WANT breakfast!! — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Happiness Copy Share Image
The people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need. — Madea Copy Share Image
Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front… — Madea Life Copy Share Image
You got to know which scripture to use for which situation. There's another scripture that's more appropriate for this situation. — Madea Bible Copy Share Image
She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I… — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I… — Madea Funny Copy Share Image
I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church — Madea Copy Share Image
Girl people is gonna pick on you til da day u dye and der aint nothin u can du about it — Madea Girl Copy Share Image
You can give her the money the easy way or via your insurance policy (pointing gun) — Madea Easy way Copy Share Image
You dont know me, I'm ol' skool. I'll beat you first and ask questions lata! — Madea Copy Share Image
Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that… — Madea Copy Share Image
You gone wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you! — Madea Copy Share Image
If you don't back the hell off me, imma beat you like the dude you look like! — Madea Copy Share Image
What kind of lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and Lawyer go together--Lieawyer Lieawyer! — Madea Lawyer Copy Share Image
Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when I got married, all I got was a pair of shoes! — Madea Copy Share Image
WOW WOW , I HASENT SAYING WOW BECAUSE SHE LOOKED GOOOD I WAS SAYING WOW CAUSE SHE TOE THE HELL UP — Madea Copy Share Image
Sit down! Looking like a black Leperkaun! Coming outta them black lucky charms! — Madea Lucky charms Copy Share Image
I will grab you by your two front teeth and all your ganna want for christmas is your two front teeth!! — Madea Christmas Copy Share Image
Imma start a a company for every baby daddy who had trouble with baby mammas. Imma call it 1800-choke-dat-hoe — Madea Baby daddy Copy Share Image
You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today? — Madea Catholic Copy Share Image
Sit down!Lookin' Like a black Lepurkaun!Comin' outta them black luky charms! — Madea Copy Share Image
I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel! — Madea Copy Share Image
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