Im tellin ya honey ima set it off yu better be glad yu in church jesus just saVED yo life hallo loyer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Madea Jesus Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Candy Copy Share Image
I have silver hair, but I also got silver bullets loded up in this gun you want sum. — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Animal Copy Share Image
I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room! — Madea Copy Share Image
Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no! — Madea Funny Copy Share Image
Dont you ever get tired of doing the right thing cause in the end it will pay off. — Madea Advice Copy Share Image
Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get… — Madea Copy Share Image
The bible says Let the redeem of the lord say so That means if somebody do something to you And You Been… — Madea Bible Copy Share Image
And when I think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done for me my soul cries out holluyar… — Madea Jesus Copy Share Image
Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do.… — Madea Copy Share Image
Honey, folks are gonna talk about you til the day you die and aint nothing you can do. LET FOLKS TALK! it… — Madea Copy Share Image
Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm… — Madea Copy Share Image
When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that… — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]… — Madea Funny Copy Share Image
The Bible says let the redeemed of the Lord say so. Are you redeemed? (yes) That's right, so if you've been redeemed… — Madea Bible Copy Share Image
![“Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Before or after his funeral?” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9b/madea-3628_beaten_vanessa-with-lisa-a-friend-of-ours-is-be_3135828.jpg)
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
