You dont know me, I'm ol' skool. I'll beat you first and ask questions lata! — Madea Copy Share Image
I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Happiness Copy Share Image
The people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need. — Madea Copy Share Image
Yaw to big for them little cute names, get you something that fit HUMMER,ESCALADE,SUBURBAN — Madea Copy Share Image
Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm… — Madea Copy Share Image
Ya'll don't know me! I'm do a drive by in this churh, Ya'll better be glad you a church jesus just done… — Madea Christianity Copy Share Image
We hollering,hallelujer, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, lord a god,leave a message at the sanctified beep,if this a bill collector, we… — Madea Praise the lord Copy Share Image
Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is… — Madea Funny Copy Share Image
Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back… — Madea Rainbows Copy Share Image
Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost.… — Madea Children Copy Share Image
Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the words in red... I open my Bible… — Madea Bible Copy Share Image
True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of… — Madea Communication Copy Share Image
