Best Louis Sachar Quotes
- Wayside school is falling down, falling down, falling down, Wayside school is falling down my fair lady. Kids go splat as they hit the ground,… Blood
- I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food. Chinese
- It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little… From
- When I turned the corner, I saw Toni waving at me from the elevator. I think I've already told you how it made me feel… Already Told
- The impossible is more believable than the highly improbable. Believable
- Life will deal me many different hands, some good, some bad (maybe they've already been dealt), but from here on in, I'll be turning my… Alton
- There was something special about being in a strange place, all alone in a mass of people even if you had just screwed up your… All
- The time you quit learning is the time to quit playing. Funny
- Okay, you were probably taught there are five senses," he said. "We see, hear, touch, smell and taste. But how do we know those are… Failing
- We may be surrounded by some greater reality, to which we are oblivious. And even if we could somehow perceive it in some entirely new… Able
- An idea doesn't die," said Trapp. "It exists somewhere, in its own dimension, waiting to be perceived. Die
- In a way, it made him sad. He couldn't help but think that a hundred times zero was still nothing. Help
- Zero wasnt worried, " When you spend your whole life living in a shole", he said, "the only way you can go is up. Go
- There is no lake at Camp Green Lake. Camp
- Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you wouldn't be here… Account
- Toni hears voices," said Trapp. "But who is this Dr. Ellsworth to tell her she's a schizophrenic? Maybe she just perceives better than the rest… Better
- Each beat told him he was still alive, at least for one more second. Alive
- You have only one life, make the most of it Funny
- He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel. Breakfast
- I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut. Authors
- Every time I start a new novel, it seems like an impossible undertaking. If I tried to do too much too quickly, I would get… Chance
- I want kids to think that reading can be just as much fun and more so than TV or video games or whatever else they… Any
- When I write a novel, every word is mine. I welcome suggestions from my editor, but in the end, I make all the final decisions. All
- I write in the mornings, two or three hours every day, and then at least four times a week I play in a duplicate game… Bridge