God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again. — LIZ Elastic Copy Share Image
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on. — LIZ Advice Copy Share Image
Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along? — LIZ Human Copy Share Image
I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards. — LIZ Calm Copy Share Image
Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi. — LIZ Copy Share Image
There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory! — LIZ Copy Share Image
I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust. — LIZ Copy Share Image
I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might… — LIZ Doctors Copy Share Image
Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were… — LIZ Copy Share Image
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we… — LIZ America Copy Share Image
