“You have this way of making totally benign things sound…absolutely filthy.” Her breath rushes out as her cheeks flush pinker than they… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I’m choking on my own tongue, frantically trying to think of something to say to repair the damage Mandy’s worked in the… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“This guy has a magical dick, Mandy. His dick is like a unicorn. His dick has basically proven the existence of unicorns.… — Lili Valente Life Copy Share Image
“Why are you laughing? I am your sexy boyfriend. You told me last night. You said I was the sexiest boyfriend you’ve… — Lili Valente Last night Copy Share Image
“Would you ever want to be a stay-at-home dad?” I grin. “Why? You looking to knock me up, sexy?” — Lili Valente Copy Share Image