Stand-up is therapy. I'm sure every comedian has something wrong with them. — Lee Evans Comedian Copy Share Image
I wasn't sporty or academic, so to avoid getting picked on I'd play the fool. — Lee Evans Academic Copy Share Image
I like to scare myself into doing things. I want to see if I can actually do it. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
We used to quote Mel Brooks lines when we grew up. He's my biggest hero. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I never get that thing, everyone starts singing, then everyone else sings the same, and I'm like, 'How did you know the… — Lee Evans Music Copy Share Image
I really wanted to be slick - I used to wear a suit just to be slick. But the suit got a… — Lee Evans Exaggeration Copy Share Image
I started off cleaning toilets when I was a kid and I've had loads of jobs and I just kept working and… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I will never go back to Hollywood. It was like a nightmare. I enjoyed it at the time, but I wanted to… — Lee Evans Family Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
If you let it, show-business can take over your life and permeates into your family. Your persona on stage becomes part of… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
My father is passionately Welsh, he had it drilled into him as a kid. They're very proud of their flag and their… — Lee Evans Father Copy Share Image
I went to art college for two years and I absolutely loved it. I was this shy, kind of fuzzy-haired idiot from… — Lee Evans Art Copy Share Image
I don't really sleep well when I'm touring. It's so intense. I lie awake and worry about stuff. I'm scared that somebody… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
We lived in the top-floor council flat, the same level as the flyovers going past the window. I loved it. I used… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
To be a fellow of Cardiff University is just amazing. I went down there and I had to give a speech in… — Lee Evans Actor Copy Share Image
I've done every kind of student gig going, where you get beat up, spat out, chucked out, and your car nicked. Working… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off… — Lee Evans Cold wind Copy Share Image
When I'm about to die I want to know that I've done something constructive. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
I accept who I am. I know my place in society. I'm just a pleb havin' a go. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Youve got to take advantage of those guys outside. Its frustrating. — Lee Evans Advantage Copy Share Image
The Magic Roundabout' has become something of a national treasure. — Lee Evans Magic Copy Share Image
My ambition isn't just to be successful in showbusiness - it's to be a successful person. — Lee Evans Ambition Copy Share Image
All I'm interested in is being creative and working with creative people. — Lee Evans Being Copy Share Image
You know those wobbly mirrors at the fair? When I look in them, I look normal. — Lee Evans Fair Copy Share Image
Stand-up is where I began, I call it 'going to the gym' when I return to it. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
It's really important to me, doing the right thing. Only do something if you need to do it. — Lee Evans Doing right Copy Share Image
In our house I'm not Lee Evans the comic, I'm just a dad and my wife's husband. — Lee Evans Comic Copy Share Image
The one thing you can do if you've earned a few bob is buy your freedom. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
