“Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Aging Copy Share Image
I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes. — Laurell K. Hamilton Brussel sprouts Copy Share Image
“...I have seen enough for two lifetimes. Maybe three, but I was very drunk at the time. -Marjorie Liu, The Tangleroot Palace” — Laurell K. Hamilton Drunk Copy Share Image
“Had Richard really proposed? Had I really said yes? Surely not. I had said yes. Shit.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
being physically intimidating didn't keep you from getting your feelings hurt. Everyone's heart is the same size. — Laurell K. Hamilton Feelings Copy Share Image
“You either pay as you go with Raina, or you end up owing her, and owing comes with interest, and the interest… — Laurell K. Hamilton Anita blake Copy Share Image
Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier." - Jean-Claude — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I'd worked my share of serial killer cases, but none of the killers had ever mailed me a human head. That was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Killers Copy Share Image
Oh, I'll enjoy myself. I want to make sure you enjoy yourself." "Why?" I said. "If you enjoy yourself, then there's a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Chance Copy Share Image
It was an hour before dawn. When all the Whos down in Whoville were asnooze in their beds without care. Sorry, wrong… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“She laughed. “Oh, I like it. Don’t we, boys?” All three men made appreciative sounds. I had the feeling they’d have sat… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Action Copy Share Image
Twenty-three stories up and all I could see out the windows was grey smog. They could call it the City of the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Angel Copy Share Image
“Why does anger makes people pretty? Rage doesn't. Rage makes you ugly, but a little anger, that just seems to add spice.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Anger Copy Share Image
“I dropped the blood-coated chair leg and collapsed to my knees. I couldn’t swallow. I couldn’t breathe. I was splattered with blood.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between extra makeup or extra weapons always take the weapons. Just the fact that you're debating between… — Laurell K. Hamilton Choices Copy Share Image
“I didn’t want to hear this. “What the hell are you talking about?” “Necromancer with a chaser of werewolf; a drink to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Vampire Copy Share Image
“Cyrus’s father looked at his son. “Is that true?” Cyrus wouldn’t look at his dad, or anyone else. It was hard to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Little girl Copy Share Image
“My daemons are crashing,' the computer tech said. I thought I’d misheard over the crush of the computer store, but then she… — Laurell K. Hamilton Computers Copy Share Image
“I watched her fade, but I loved her always. Because it was her love that made me real, Merry. Not faerie, not… — Laurell K. Hamilton Last breath Copy Share Image
“Peter’s first comment was, “I hate Mexican food.” Donna said, “Peter,” in a warning voice. But I added my two cents worth,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Mexican food Copy Share Image
Theresa strode over to us in a swish of cloth. "Enough of this, animator. He can't do it, so he pays the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“We can order him to make appointments and talk to someone, but we can't force him to actually do the work. You've… — Laurell K. Hamilton Hard truths Copy Share Image
I smiled at him, as Doyle squeezed my hand and I squeezed back. "Some people are addicted to falling in love, Doctor.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Doctors Copy Share Image
It was two weeks before Christmas. A slow time of year for raising the dead. — Laurell K. Hamilton Christmas Copy Share Image
I wasn't afraid of him anymore, because I could smell his fear. You never had to be afraid of anything that was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
What was I supposed to say?…did I tell them the Master had the hots for me, so I'd probably be okay? -Anita — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers. — Laurell K. Hamilton Boyfriends Copy Share Image
“Revenge was always the easy part; the hard part was living with it afterward.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Revenge Copy Share Image
“At least I'm not dead. That can be remedied. Jean-Claude & Richard” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You awful hard to kill, Anita.' 'There's a first time, Luther, and that's all it takes. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be. — Laurell K. Hamilton Irony Copy Share Image
“God’s wildness lies the hope of the world—the great fresh, unblighted, unredeemed wilderness.” — Laurell K. Hamilton God Copy Share Image
Very few people see their own actions as truly evil,... It is left to their victims to decide what is evil and… — Laurell K. Hamilton Action Copy Share Image
Nothing is more appealing than a handsome man who is also uncertain of himself. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Strike that, no killing today, though depending on the level of stupid aimed at us, I was willing to look at a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Money doesn't spend in hell, Wilkes. The devil deals in a different coin.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Devil Copy Share Image
Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them. — Laurell K. Hamilton Being nice Copy Share Image
A crowd is an elemental thing. A word, a glance, and a crowd becomes a mob. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Thanks, but I don't drink," she said as she ignored his arm and breezed past him. "I'm just here to get laid.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image