You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“...on the job there was nothing but the job. You left the shit outside the door. You could always pick it up… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Love mattered, in the end. A house without love would always fall, maybe not today or tomorrow, but in the end without… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The tears were back, stinging just behind my eyes. There was blood all over my penguins. I didn't give a damn about… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Even officers who don't approve of your lifestyle choices would still take you as backup over Kirkland, or most anyone else. They'd… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
It's not about winning, Haven. I'm not a prize to be won. I'm not the princess that needs rescuing from the dragon.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“His dark blue shirt was plastered to his chest, covered with werewolf goop and tears. "Now we both need a bath," I… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me. I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Tell me not, sweet, I am unkind,” he said, “That from the nunnery, Of they chaste breast and quiet mind.” I looked… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Grimes believed in what he did, with no doubts. Though he was older than me by over a decade, I suddenly felt… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“It is all right to be a lady, Anita. It is not a bad thing being a woman.” “You try being one,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped." Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a-bad-person moments." Edward nodded… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Life's a bitch,” I said. “And then you die,” Larry finished for me.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so we can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
So many wonderful books to write, and not enough hours in the day. An embarrassment of riches. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“I slowed, just a little, one to save energy, and one to let Russell catch up sooner. I took a big breath and prepared.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur running through… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
I know that look, Blake. You are a drowning woman, and the only way out is down the aisle. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn't… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“What is that old children’s rhyme, ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me’? Anyone who says that doesn’t… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
He made a small sigh, as he swallowed the first blood, then his mouth closed over my earlobe, mouth working at the wound, tongue… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
He gave a small nod, and I smiled back, and that was it. He understood that I'd understood that he'd understood. It took us… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really. I can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
