“Life's a bitch,” I said. “And then you die,” Larry finished for me.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You are an irritating son of a bitch.” “Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“You either pay as you go with Raina, or you end up owing her, and owing comes with interest, and the interest… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I never want to put my whole world in any one person’s hands again, Jason. If they die, I won’t die with… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Richard has informed me he’s shopping for his white picket fence. I’m happy behind my black wrought-iron fence. The one with the… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
A person likes to think of himself in a certain way, and when something happens that makes that no longer possible, you… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know you can throw holy water on the vampire, but I didn't know you could throw the host." (Sheriff St. John)… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“What did they think I was going to do, steal a body? If I wanted to, I could empty the damn place… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He wrapped his hand around mine and moved it from his lips, laying a gentle kiss on my fingers as he did… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“We would never go shopping together or eat an entire cake while we complained about men. He'd never invite me over to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I want nothing more than to climb between the silk sheets and wrap our nude bodies around one another. I want to… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped." Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a-bad-person moments." Edward nodded… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I couldn't think of anything helpful to say, so I resorted to humor, my shield of last resort. 'Just please tell me… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Auggie said you were too sentimental for your own good sometimes." Out loud he said, "Perhaps, but you have taught me that… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I did not run to him, but I did wrap my arms around him, press my ear to his chest, hold on… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“He squeezed my shoulder and smiled at me. I realized that I hadn't kissed him hello, I always kissed him hello. Of… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Edward: I don't know whether to put my fingers in my ears and go la-la-la or find more of your guards so we can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
So many wonderful books to write, and not enough hours in the day. An embarrassment of riches. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
There comes a point when you either embrace who and what you are, or condemn yourself to be miserable all your days. Other people… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“I slowed, just a little, one to save energy, and one to let Russell catch up sooner. I took a big breath and prepared.… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“It wasn't just my beast's hunger, but Jean-Claude's blood thirst and Richard's craving for flesh. It was all that and the ardeur running through… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
I know that look, Blake. You are a drowning woman, and the only way out is down the aisle. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn't… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“What is that old children’s rhyme, ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me’? Anyone who says that doesn’t… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
He made a small sigh, as he swallowed the first blood, then his mouth closed over my earlobe, mouth working at the wound, tongue… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
He gave a small nod, and I smiled back, and that was it. He understood that I'd understood that he'd understood. It took us… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
[T]hese last few days where I've moped around damn near depressed for real, because of people who do not exist. Not really. I can… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
