When you're married with kids, you just think differently. — Larry the Cable Guy Children Copy Share Image
As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I'm married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Doing a kid's movie is fun when you have kids. You don't want to do kids' movies if you don't have kids.… — Larry the Cable Guy Change Copy Share Image
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license. — Larry the Cable Guy Diet Copy Share Image
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck. — Larry the Cable Guy Money Copy Share Image
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I disagree with a lot of things, but hey, what a person does is between them and their maker. I can disagree… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
THE FACT THAT MY DAD IS A PREACHER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING. HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T AGREE WITH SOME OF MY… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I grew up on a pig farm in southeast Nebraska. When I started doing the Blue Collar Tour, I thought it was… — Larry the Cable Guy Accents Copy Share Image
I LOVE WAL-MART. I CONSIDER MY JOKES TO BE VERY JEUVINILLE. STUFF A 14 YEAR OLD WOULD LAUGH AT BECAUSE THATS THE… — Larry the Cable Guy America Copy Share Image
I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the… — Larry the Cable Guy Accents Copy Share Image
I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I'm not… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I love food: biscuits and gravy, cheese grits, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken-fried steak with white gravy... but my favorite dish is my… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Even before I did stand-up, I've always been the kind of guy - and I talk about it on stage - who… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech. — Larry the Cable Guy Communication Copy Share Image
We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend. — Larry the Cable Guy Day Copy Share Image
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars." — Larry the Cable Guy Country Copy Share Image
I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and… — Larry the Cable Guy Family Copy Share Image
I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't… — Larry the Cable Guy Baby Copy Share Image
I had a buddy of mine call up the other day, all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin. And I'm… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell. — Larry the Cable Guy Childhood Copy Share Image
When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live… — Larry the Cable Guy Dream Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate, I've been blessed, and I attribute my success to all my fans. People want to do things with you… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Its nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I enjoy hunting, but if I had my choice to go deer hunting or bass fishing, I'd take bass fishing any day… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating! — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that's how… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I've always felt that if you've been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you can. I just think… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
You learn a lot though when you have kids, I'll tell you what. Did you know when a baby poops its diapers,… — Larry the Cable Guy Baby Copy Share Image
I THINK ITS COOL THAT OTHER CROWDS LIKE WHAT I DO. HOWEVER IVE ALWAYS HAD A GOOD MIX OF PEOPLE AT MY… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I don't do my show for critics. Early on I did, because I'm a nice guy and I like to be liked… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
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