“When I'm not working, it does. You turning Jack on?' 'God, what a revolting thought.” — Keri Arthur Humor Copy Share Image
It was going to be so much fun dragging his complacent sexual views out of the ordinary and into the extraordinary. — Keri Arthur Complacent Copy Share Image
“Starke, release me or I’ll kick you in the balls.” And that would hurt, given the current rock-hard state of that area.” — Keri Arthur Badass Copy Share Image
Which meant I got left with Quinn yet again. Given the time he was taking to make his decision, I wasn't exactly… — Keri Arthur Chocolate Copy Share Image
Chocolate, coffee, and ice cream were far more reliable when it came to providing a good time, and at least they would… — Keri Arthur Chocolate Copy Share Image