Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country… — Kenny Powers Patriotism Copy Share Image
Look here you beautiful bitch. I'm about to fuck you up with some truth. — Kenny Powers Beauty Copy Share Image
A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before. You know thats how the plague started… — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys are no longer little kids you are… — Kenny Powers Next level Copy Share Image
Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? He was a champion wrestler… — Kenny Powers Getting shot Copy Share Image
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game condition. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
“There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful god zombie. Ryan O’Neal… — Kenny Powers History Copy Share Image
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there are two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. — Kenny Powers Cancer Copy Share Image
You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he drives me around when I get sh*t-hammered. — Kenny Powers Copy Share Image
The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way… — Kenny Powers Money Copy Share Image