We signed up for Showtime, which I think put us on a Homeland Security list somewhere. — Kate Clinton Homeland Copy Share Image
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.' — Kate Clinton Funny Copy Share Image
The Administration's policy on women is often hard to see because it is written in the font size of pharmaceutical ads. — Kate Clinton Administration Copy Share Image
Lesbians are likely to be drawn to stand-up, if only because it's cheaper to produce and therefore more accessible for women. But… — Kate Clinton Cheaper Copy Share Image
A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or… — Kate Clinton Decision Copy Share Image
A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still… — Kate Clinton English teacher Copy Share Image
Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Of all sports, football seems to be the most sanctioned homosocial opportunity for straight men to be with each other, pat butts,… — Kate Clinton Ends Copy Share Image
As you can imagine I'm disappointed as anything that I was not selected to be the presidential running mate. And I find… — Kate Clinton Disappointed Copy Share Image
Each time we had a visiting writer, I asked what she thought of women and humor. By the end of the year,… — Kate Clinton Ends Copy Share Image
I want to host a religious show. I'm sure nobody will be wanting the 11 o'clock spot on Sunday morning. I think… — Kate Clinton Choir Copy Share Image
In his second term, [Ronald] Reagan completed the work of his first term - the rich got really rich, everything was deregulated,… — Kate Clinton Advocacy Copy Share Image
[On being lesbian:] One pointer: don't come out to your dad in a moving vehicle. — Kate Clinton Dad Copy Share Image
We really got a lot of very conservative gay people. You could look at the figures from the last election and realize… — Kate Clinton Conservative Copy Share Image
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