“I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.” — K.A. Mitchell Bowling Copy Share Image
“Princess?" "You do get this kind of bossy, don't-fuck-with-my-tiara attitude when you're pissed.” — K.A. Mitchell Copy Share Image
“As the class went through the Greeks and the Romans and the Renaissance painters, (who were easy enough to remember if you’d… — K.A. Mitchell Humor Copy Share Image
“I possess the three things guaranteed to make life pleasant: wealth, power and a big cock.” — K.A. Mitchell Life Copy Share Image
