All Justine Ezarik Quotes
- Can someone please drag me out of bed and make me clean my house so I can see the floor again? THANKS Bed
- List of things that went wrong today just keeps increasing lol. NEED NAP AND CANDY ASAP. Asap
- There is always a 5 hour wait at every cheese cake factory no matter what time of day. Cake
- The amount of times in a day I have to use 'find my iphone' in my own house is really sad. Amount
- Why cant Facebook just make ONE app that works? No need for camera, messenger and whatever else.. AM I ASKING TOO MUCH??!! Asking
- Ordering food online and it showing up at your house...best idea ever. Best
- Anytime someone says YOLO I think it's a candy and get real excited. Anytime
- If I fell in my apartment right now, I might need one of those beepers for someone to come save me. Apartment
- Scan dancing at the airport. Airport
- TodayI dance. Dance
- Note: crying baby sounds the same in all languages. All
- Just shattered my iPhone trying to outrun zombies. I'm not even joking. Even Joking
- I can't believe there isn't just a link to reset security questions for your Apple IDcustomer service couldn't even do it for me!! Apple
- Can't imagine how many marathons I'd be able to run if I'd actually go to the gym instead of just thinking about it. Able
- Just napped for 6 hours. That's like a normal person sleep. Hours
- I want my car to give me achievements for backing up really close to objects and not hitting them. Achievements
- Tried to run up my stairs while txting...Guess what happened? Guess
- Eating a pack of gum because Im bored on the plane. Bored
- Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you. Custom
- Yoga instructor sounded exactly like Owen Wilson. Totally ruined my practice!!! Exactly