Best Josh Billings Proverbs
- A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Animals
- There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree. Agree
- Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with… Bad
- Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves. Craves
- I've never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else Anything Else
- We hate those who will not take our advice and despise those who do. Advice
- Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of. Depends
- One of rarest things that a man ever does is to do the best he can. Best
- When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I… Astonished
- Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. Advice
- Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. Ability
- Its harly my dog A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Dog
- Man was created a little lower than the angels and has bin getting a little lower ever since. Angels
- The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. Much
- One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. Affection
- Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if thare want ennything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than… Angleworm
- Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed Cologne
- There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins Fully
- It's not the things you don't know that fool you. It's the things you do know that ain't so. Fool
- Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. Borrow
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. --Josh Billings Billings
- Health is like money, we never have a true idea of it's value till we loose it Health
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