Best Josh Billings Wisdom
- Satire that is seasonable and just is often more effectual than law or gospel. Effectual
- Habits are like the wrinkles on a man's brow; if you will smooth out the one, I will smooth out the other. Brow
- Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today. Enjoyed
- Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. Ability
- The trouble with most folks isn't their ignorance. It's knowin' so many things that ain't so. Folks
- In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail. Buy
- Lying is like trying to hide in a fog: If you move about you're in danger of bumping your head against the truth, and as… Blow
- Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. College
- the squeeky wheel gets the grease. Grease
- Thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just, But four times he who gets his blow in fust Armed
- Experience is a grindstone; and it is lucky for us, if we can get brightened by it, and not ground. Brightened
- Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. Breakfast
- Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. Health
- The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing. Forgiveness
- Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. Breed
- It's not so hard to get rich as it is to know when you have gotten rich. Get Rich
- [Science is] the literature of truth. Inspirational
- It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly. Bits
- It is easy to assume a habit; but when you try to cast it off, it will take skin and all. Addiction
- It ain't because lovers are so sensitive that they quarrel so often; it is because there is so much fun n the making up. Best Love
- When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were… Both
- It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. Believe
- To enjoy a good reputation, give publicly, and steal privately. Character
- The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will… Exalted
- Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. Craves
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