Best Josh Billings Words
- Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess. Anyone
- The great art of writing is knowing when to stop. Art
- Beauty is a very handy thing to have, especially for a woman who ain't handsome. Beautiful
- ...But why discourse Upon the Virtues of the Horse? They are too numerous to tell Save when you have a Horse to Sell. Discourse
- My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a… Advice
- A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. Funny
- One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. Best
- Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. Lost
- Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will… Boarding
- There are only two qualities in the world: efficiency and inefficiency; and only two sorts of people: the efficient and the inefficient. Efficiency
- Contentment is a kind of moral laziness; if there wasn't anything but contentment in his world, man wouldn't be any more of a success than… Angleworm
- Human happiness konsists in having what yu want, and wanting what yu have. Happiness
- If the world despises a hypocrite, what must they think of him in heaven? Despise
- Knowledge is like money, the more a man gits the more he hankers for. Funny
- I never knew a man troubled with melancholy, who had plenty to do, and did it. Emotion
- A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that's lost-he smells everybody he meets, and wags himself all over. All
- I never question a success, any more than I do the right of a bulldog to lie in his own gateway. Any
- The best condition in life is to be not so rich as to be envied nor so poor as to be damned. Best
- Adam invented love at first sight, one of the greatest labor-saving machines the world ever saw. Adam
- It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so. Inspirational
- Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones. Doe
- When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. Advice
- Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.... Bigot
- There never yet was a mother who taught her child to be an infidel. Child
- The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. Inspirational
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