“I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day;… — Jody Gehrman Dishonesty Copy Share Image
“I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love?” — Jody Gehrman Love Copy Share Image
“I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and… — Jody Gehrman History Copy Share Image
“Come on Geena. Dude's slippery as hell. He could talk his way out of a blow job in the Oval Office.” — Jody Gehrman Blow job Copy Share Image
“I think that everyone should have at least a part of them that's self-invented; in fact, the world would be much more… — Jody Gehrman Walking around Copy Share Image
“He's an intricate, mesmerizing puzzle; I only succeeded at putting the pieces together because for once in my life I observed. I… — Jody Gehrman Babe-in-boyland Copy Share Image
“Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?” — Jody Gehrman Humor Copy Share Image
“Guys do have a language, and it does express emotion with startling clarity and nuance. The idea that they don’t express their… — Jody Gehrman Foreign country Copy Share Image
