Sometimes the best thing that can happen to a person is to have a puppy lick your face. — Joan Bauer Animal Copy Share Image
“i hate leaving places i love i was never at one place long. am i selfish?” — Joan Bauer Hate Copy Share Image
If she's really psychic," Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell? — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
When you can carry five full dinner platters on your left arm, you should be able to vote, even if you're not… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
I hope you'll have the kind of life where what you stand for is so important that it makes some people outright… — Joan Bauer Belief Copy Share Image
When you have something so important, something that you'll stay awake for, something you know that you were designed to do, well,… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“You know what it's like to move from being happy to being not? It's like swinging as high as you can and… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“I regarded the pumpkin thief's worst nightmare: splotchy coat, tattered ears, sleeping death rattle. "He gums robbers to death?" I asked. "What… — Joan Bauer Death Copy Share Image
The problem with the heart is how it can have so many opposite feelings coursing through it all at the same time.… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
You've got to love yourself with all your short comings, and you've got to love the world no matter how bad it… — Joan Bauer Inspiration Copy Share Image
...Difficult relationships come into our lives for a reason. No one would choose them, certainly. But if we let them, they can… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a… — Joan Bauer Caution Copy Share Image
I'll tell you something about tough things. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“ I had expected the well to be full for some reason. Not that it had ever been before. I kept looking… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“What kind of kids live in Mulhoney, Wisconsin? Would they like me? Would I like them? Have they ever eaten sushi? That's… — Joan Bauer Food Copy Share Image
I had taken the photograph from afar (distance being the basic glitch in our relationship), using my Nikon and zoom lens while… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“To quote Shirley Polanski, head waitress at the Humdinger Diner: "Beware of a big man whose stomach doesn't move when he laughs."… — Joan Bauer Chinese philosopher Copy Share Image
“We were having the best time working together, too, except when he'd make a mistake on an order and I'd have to… — Joan Bauer Best time Copy Share Image
Guys don't understand great art. They don't care that sometimes the camera has power beyond the photographer to record emotion that only… — Joan Bauer Art Copy Share Image
And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You just have… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that it takes a textbook dozens of pages to say what normal people can cover fast? Example: What… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
...It isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to stand and face them… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“COOK’S TIP: Bake every day. If you have to leave town fast, you’ll always have something good to eat in the car.” — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“But through it all I held Mrs. Pettibone's words in my heart-the ones she spoke to me after the funeral when she… — Joan Bauer Parenting Copy Share Image
You could lie to me. You could tell me to be encouraged, that good will triumph over evil.""Good will triumph over evil,"… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing… — Joan Bauer Life Copy Share Image
You know where we got stuck? We were looking for faithfull, loving and perfect relationships-males who were always glad to see us."… — Joan Bauer Animal Copy Share Image
Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“You can’t be with someone else effectively, unless you can stand to be alone with yourself," he declared. "Being part of a… — Joan Bauer Couple Copy Share Image
“Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him… — Joan Bauer Awesome Copy Share Image
“Millstone sputtered, "I don't know where you're getting your information, G.T., but that's as bogus as a barking cat!” — Joan Bauer Bogus Copy Share Image
“Know why I plant trees?" "No." "I like thinking that they'll be here long after I'm gone. All those fine memories pushing… — Joan Bauer Memories Copy Share Image
You don't know which way a thing will come at you, but you need to welcome it with your whole heart which… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“On cheap tippers:"Don't take it personally; they were deprived somehow as children. On low-fat entrees: "They sell well enough, but nobody's too… — Joan Bauer Children Copy Share Image
“Since I couldn't be the prettiest girl at the party I could at least make it uncomfortable for the one who was.” — Joan Bauer Party Copy Share Image
“Elden started toward me, "I think that's enough!" The man I almost knocked down bolted from his chair and shouted, "Let her… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Almost. It’s a big word for me. I feel it everywhere. Almost home. Almost happy. Almost changed. Almost, but not quite. Not… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Parents just concentrate on the thing that drives them nuts and all the other good stuff you do goes out the window.” — Joan Bauer Child Copy Share Image
“People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“She stamped the book and gave it to me. "You bring it back in three weeks." I held it over my heart.… — Joan Bauer Book Copy Share Image
