It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Bloody constraint,” I told him. “For should you try to hide the girl from me, even in your heart, there shall I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A little humiliation and ego deflation, now and then, is good for apprentices. Mine sighed miserably. — Jim Butcher Apprentice Copy Share Image
“I don't know the good or the evil of the thing. That's something that only you mortals worry about.” — Jim Butcher Evil Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Comedian Copy Share Image
“I had to maintain a fine balance between going in ready for trouble and going in asking for trouble.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Molly blinked, then looked at Thomas and said, "Wait a minute… We're his flunkies." "You, may be," Thomas said, sneering. "I'm his… — Jim Butcher Cold days Copy Share Image
“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I… — Jim Butcher Colors Copy Share Image
“... she bowed just low enough to draw the young man's [Daniel Carpenter] eyes to her décolletage. He flushed and looked away… — Jim Butcher Center of the universe Copy Share Image
“Id me didn't have to be concerned with long-term consequences. He was my instinctive, primitive self, driven by my most primal impulses.… — Jim Butcher Humor Copy Share Image
“My wallet was getting even more anorexic than usual. At this rate I wouldn't be able to afford to protect mankind from… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Tonight you will be visited by three spirits. The ghosts of indictment past, present, and future. They will teach you the true… — Jim Butcher Crime Copy Share Image
“The position must have been excruciating—it isn’t every day that you get crucified and hung up as dinner for a monster, and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I checked my gear, my pockets, my shoelaces, and realized that I had crossed the line between making sure I was ready… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“There was a horrible, wrenching sound, a screech of protesting metal, and one of the screams peaked at a shivering, violent point—then… — Jim Butcher Screams Copy Share Image
So in addition to a feisty new Black Court partner in the war dance between the Council and the Vampire Courts, I… — Jim Butcher Angry Copy Share Image
“When people say the word "convention," they are usually referring to large gatherings of the employees of companies and corporations who attend… — Jim Butcher Comic Copy Share Image
“Harry waxes poetic about magic. He'll go on and on about how it comes from your feelings, and how it's a deep… — Jim Butcher Comic book Copy Share Image
“Or maybe this wasn't a human-faerie translation problem at all. Maybe this was a male-female translation problem. I read an article once… — Jim Butcher Body language Copy Share Image
“I limped over to Luccio and nodded at the tables Mac had set up. “I hope there’s room enough. When are the… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love… — Jim Butcher Bible Copy Share Image
“Bloody hell," he gasped. "Harry. There's a *knife* in my leg. When did *that* happen?" "In the duel," I told him. "Don't… — Jim Butcher Humour Copy Share Image
“Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact… — Jim Butcher Cats Copy Share Image
All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once. — Jim Butcher Faerie Copy Share Image
“You're mad," the fallen angel said. "Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.” — Jim Butcher Fallen angel Copy Share Image
“Form up," I murmured, because it sounded more military and tougher than saying, "You guys go first.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family. — Jim Butcher Family Copy Share Image
Here had lived someone else who knew that the only thing waiting at home was a sense of loneliness. Sometimes it is… — Jim Butcher Comforting Copy Share Image
“I blinked slowly at that notion. “A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law.” “Worth more than gold or jewels,” Hades said.” — Jim Butcher Honeymoon Copy Share Image
I got the sneaking suspicion that the vampire was a couple of Peeps short of an Easter basket. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There's always, always a choice. My options might really, truly suck, but that doesn't mean there isn't a choice. — Jim Butcher Choice Copy Share Image
“And the sex,” I said. “It will be frequent. Possibly violent. You’ll be screaming. Neighbors will make phone calls.” — Jim Butcher Phone calls Copy Share Image
The U.S. isn't a perfect place, but it's better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff… — Jim Butcher America Copy Share Image
“The belts do more than make you fuzzy, Denton. They change the way you think. The way you act.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“He had traded the lives of people he did not know for those of men he did. That was, he supposed, human… — Jim Butcher Human nature Copy Share Image
Magic comes from what is inside you. It is a part of you. You can't weave together a spell that you don't… — Jim Butcher Magic Copy Share Image
Wait. You work for me?" "I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence. — Jim Butcher Incompetence Copy Share Image
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