“Form up," I murmured, because it sounded more military and tougher than saying, "You guys go first.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
When everything goes to hell, the people who stand by you without flinching - they are your family. — Jim Butcher Family Copy Share Image
“Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact… — Jim Butcher Cats Copy Share Image
All of those faeries and duels and mad queens and so on, and no one quoted old Billy Shakespeare. Not even once. — Jim Butcher Faerie Copy Share Image
“You're mad," the fallen angel said. "Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.” — Jim Butcher Fallen angel Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Comedian Copy Share Image
“I had to maintain a fine balance between going in ready for trouble and going in asking for trouble.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Matson threw up his skinny arms to protect himself as something huge and quick shoved its way between the bars, like a… — Jim Butcher Engulfed Copy Share Image
My magic. That was at the heart of me. It was a manifestation of what I believed, what I lived. It came… — Jim Butcher Darkness Copy Share Image
“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making… — Jim Butcher Faith Copy Share Image
“Anything with that much power and that little control, that utter lack of concern for anything but self is evil in the… — Jim Butcher Evil Copy Share Image
Son. Everyone dies alone. That's what it is. It's a door. It's one person wide. When you go through it, you do… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I've gotten into two fights since I've begun studying the martial arts, and each time, I was worried I'd kill the guy.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“A second later the door opened and Murphy glared up at me, blue eyes bright and cold. "Get more away. I've been… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Why?” I asked him quietly. “Why were you taking essence from the boy?” “H-he… He had so much. I didn’t think it… — Jim Butcher Black magic Copy Share Image
“Got it with you?” I asked Butters. “Are you kidding?” he said, grinning. “I may never put it down again.” “So show… — Jim Butcher Faith Copy Share Image
“But you'd get arguments from all kinds of people that the Bible has got to be perfect. That God would not permit… — Jim Butcher Bible Copy Share Image
“No one just starts giggling and wearing black and signs up to become a villainous monster. How the hell do you think… — Jim Butcher Bad guys Copy Share Image
“Thomas looked like someone's painting of the forgotten Greek god of body cologne. He had long hair so dark that light itself… — Jim Butcher Greek god Copy Share Image
A man's magic demonstrates what sort of person he is, what is held most deeply inside of him. There is no truer… — Jim Butcher Character Copy Share Image
Anyway, my office is small - one room, but on the corner, with a couple of windows. The sign on the door… — Jim Butcher Art Copy Share Image
“Magic came from life itself, from the interaction of nature and the elements, from the energy of all living beings, and especially… — Jim butcher Life Copy Share Image
A little humiliation and ego deflation, now and then, is good for apprentices. Mine sighed miserably. — Jim Butcher Apprentice Copy Share Image
“I don't know the good or the evil of the thing. That's something that only you mortals worry about.” — Jim Butcher Evil Copy Share Image
“The very best wizards don’t need much more than chalk, table salt, and a wooden spoon to pull off some remarkable stuff.” — Jim Butcher Magic Copy Share Image
“She’d grown up in a strict household; she’d gone insane with freedom the minute she ran away and got out on her… — Jim Butcher Family Copy Share Image
It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Bloody constraint,” I told him. “For should you try to hide the girl from me, even in your heart, there shall I… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“what happens is that you suffer through doing annoying and humiliating things until you get paid not enough money.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
We've both got into the blue beetle. He got into the red door, I got into the white one. — Jim Butcher Blue Copy Share Image
Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The dead don’t need justice. That’s for those of us who are left looking down at the remains.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Fear is really quite tedious. She wanted to be rid of it as soon as possible.” — Jim Butcher Courage Copy Share Image
Whenever it gets too dark, think of the good things you have, the good times you've had. It will help. I promise. — Jim Butcher Dark Copy Share Image
“I thought I told you I didn't want to talk to you, Mr. Dresden." "I like women who play hard to get.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Murphy, you rock! Go team Dresden!" "Hey, I'm the one who rocks... Go team Murphy.” — Jim Butcher Dresden Copy Share Image