All Jenny McCarthy Quotes
- I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: 'Life is supposed to be fun!' Billboard
- I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover. Accident
- I wanted to be in Jim Carrey comedy movies before I met him. I wanted to be a comedian on Stage 19, yukking it up. Carrey
- I'm not a sex symbol. Inspirational
- I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun. Comedic
- When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world's best mom, and so far I've done… Best
- Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn't come from me. It should come from the medical… Autism
- Google is one of the most incredible breakthroughs that we have today. Yes, it can scare a lot of patients, thinking we're all dying because… Accounts
- I have my once-a-month nachos, but it's soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it's somewhat safe. But it's still a big vice for… Big
- It can be hard for the cute girl. I was blond, cute, broke. I was beat up. I was thrown inside lockers. I was burned… Beat
- The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet.… Anorexic
- Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was. Birthing
- I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each… Breakup
- Why do other first world countries give children so many fewer vaccines than we do? Vaccines save lives, but might be harming some children. Is… Children
- Blogging. Love it but I'm getting blogged out. You know when you start blogging about your love of toaster ovens its time to take a… Blogged
- I firmly believe I am the sole cause for why hotel remote controls now have screws that lock in the batteries. Batteries
- Worst travel day ever. I almost Reese Witherspooned it at the airport. Airport
- My flights delayed and I found a pube in my sushi. Good times at the airport. Airport
- I kinda wanna date John Mayer just 2 find out what the deal is with him and chicks and then write a book about it. Book
- My body is experiencing technical difficulties right now. Body
- My face is over cooked. I can't decide if it looks like the turkey my mom cooked tonight or the bottom of my purse. Bottom
- Was trying to show Eva Mendez my zit and she thought I was telling her to kiss me. Hmm I need to do that more… Eva
- Butt sex = delusional religious loophole. Butt
- Sometimes I wish I can play the 'get off the stage' soundtrack when I want to break up with someone. Break
- I'm about to get high on helium. Get High