When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little… — Jennifer Rardin Animal Copy Share Image
“Then I got this image of my big toe, painted bright red, suddenly developing a face and a hot Southern temper to… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“And yet I sense you would cheerfully slam my head against the wall if you thought you could get away with it.… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
I am driving an unfamiliar vehicle down a narrow road I've never seen before. Do you really want to be pissing me… — Jennifer Rardin Drive Copy Share Image
“Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot's Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry. — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
“WHAT?!" I felt the prickling along my scalp that signaled Big Anger. I wished I was the Queen of Hearts so I… — Jennifer Rardin Anger Copy Share Image
“Your father sounds frightening," Trayton said. "He once made a general cry." "No." "I shit you not. The guy had to retire… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an… — Jennifer Rardin Approach Copy Share Image
“It turned out that wandering aimlessly wasn’t the best way to find a pack of werewolves. But stopping and sharing a quiet… — Jennifer Rardin Time Copy Share Image
“Is your butt buzzing?" Cole, you have the worst timing! I jerked upright, tring to pull my phone out of my pocket… — Jennifer Rardin Humor Copy Share Image
They hired us over the Internet, mailed us half the cash and promised the other half after we nailed the vampire." I… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed to ask… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
It must've been Albert's military background, because man, when he dropped a bomb the entire country shook. I was still jittery as… — Jennifer Rardin Alaska Copy Share Image
“It's vampire Barbie" ……….. "get a load of this," I said, " perfect makeup, perfect nails, perfect figure --- it makes me… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Okay, okay, backing off. Um, I suppose this would be a bad time to ask you to talk to Pete for me,… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Oh my God, this can't be happening!" I cried. "What?" "Mopeds? Those are the wheels Pete gives us? I knew he was… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Cole - I just thought of a new game. Jaz - What's that? Cole - Splat the Specter. Jaz - Rules? Cole… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in love with… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine." "Since when… — Jennifer Rardin Amusement Copy Share Image
For instance, dragons are deeply revered by the Chinese. According to legend they have megapowers that include weather control and life creation.… — Jennifer Rardin Copy Share Image
Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? And You're even letting me be the bad… — Jennifer Rardin Company Copy Share Image
