All Jenna Marbles Quotes
- I believe that you become yourself every single day of your life through your choices and how you think. And that's constantly changing every day...… Based
- There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion. Cure
- What kinda bees make milk?.. Boo-bees! Bees
- I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now. Flying
- I want to bake your muffins. Bake
- Now I'm not going to lie, but 96% of my game is that I'm fucking gorgeous, and sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow. Angel
- I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else. Bang
- Do you think I give a llama skinned condom about that? Condom
- I feel like I'm taking the SATs I'm like keep your eyes on your own elliptical. Elliptical
- I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would… All
- I was born from my mothers butt hole..which was cool and different Born
- I need that sugar rush to charm your fricken pants off. Charm
- Vaginal birth is for people who want to play by the rules. Birth
- What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark? Jesus. Jesus
- Turtle backpack turtle spin. Turtle backpack turtle pushup. Backpack
- 99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But, as soon as your… Anyone
- But were not gonna crack the eggs because thats abortion! Abortion
- Theres no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion. Cure
- Are you from Tenessee? Because I want to make out with your face. Face
- I like to wear colors like black because it says Im a whore. Black