Jen Lancaster Quotes

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• The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously.
• I think people tend to be very myopic and they dont understand how their actions impact others.
• The best thing about being 45 is not taking myself so seriously. Do I miss the package I came in at 25? I do. Gravity…
• Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a…
• No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken.
• Everyone who reads me is someone I'd like to hang out with.
• Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character's voice when writing fiction.
• I believe that I have such a vanilla life.
• I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light.
• I'm such a fangirl when it comes to other writers. I read 250 books a year, and I'm always talking up books by other authors.
• I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything.
• I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian.
• In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated.
• Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader.
• You can't all of a sudden go to sleep one night and wake up Martha Stewart. It's bit by bit by bit.
• I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for…
• I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life.
• Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting.
• I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air
• I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I…

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