Jase Robertson

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

— Jase Robertson

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

— Jase Robertson

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

— Jase Robertson

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

— Jase Robertson

If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that.

— Jase Robertson

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

— Jase Robertson

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

— Jase Robertson

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

— Jase Robertson

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

— Jase Robertson

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

— Jase Robertson

I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in…

— Jase Robertson

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way,…

— Jase Robertson

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

— Jase Robertson

Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where…

— Jase Robertson

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a…

— Jase Robertson

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

— Jase Robertson

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything…

— Jase Robertson

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

— Jase Robertson

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

— Jase Robertson