All James Finn Garner Quotes
- The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle! Clothing
- Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie. Alas
- The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I… Alone
- He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. Action
- The emperor is naked!" The parade stopped. The emperor paused. A hush fell over the crowd, until one quick-thinking peasant shouted: "No, he isn't. The… Clothing