Jaclyn Moriarty

and if we can change things that have already happened if those planes can fly in uneasy formation if that splinter moon…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“Early on, when they'd just started home schooling together, he'd written a note on the margin of her page: "What's your star…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse.”

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“Sure and you've got to keep your own spitis up, for there's no one else will do that for you!”

— Jaclyn Moriarty

This is what I want you all to do. I want you to open a new document and type up a list…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“There's a lot you can do with a name like Amelia. You can play with it, sure, is what you think I'm…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“My mind is like the streets of Hong Kong.”

— Jaclyn Moriarty

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny.…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

It's a vicious cycle. It's like a washing machine with the lid jammed down. -Christina Kratovac (pg 53)

— Jaclyn Moriarty

THERE IS A GAS LEAK IN THE BASEMENT OF THE SCHOOL. THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC. IT IS JUST A GAS…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

Emily said ... Well, I read that it's important to sleep. While you sleep, the hippopotamus in your brain replays things that…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“Having read several prize-winning novels, Fancy was confident that she now knew the recipe: 1. Write a simple narrative. 2. Make a…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

“There is no right or wrong; there is no one truth, there are lots of truths. And you girls should translate the…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. "Just say the word." JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

I hate those TV shows where characters talk about one thing, such as their patient on the operation table (let's say they're…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

Are you sure you want me to go after Christina? Lately I've kind of thought I might just give up on that.…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

— Jaclyn Moriarty

...a choice had to be made when your husband said something unkind. Specifically: be cruel, be strong, or sulk. 'Be cruel' by…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices.

— Jaclyn Moriarty

I am a student of love.

— Jaclyn Moriarty

I've been sniffing out the guys in my English class (to the extent that this is possible without getting my throat cut),…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

3:12 pm Secretly, I admit, I find many of my classmates annoying. I've often thought to myself, 'Good grief, these people are…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

...Her parents were going to a conference for the weekend. The conference was called "Lawyers are Lovely, Great and Superb: so Why…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it.…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

And she looks at me with her eyes open wide and a face that says: Oh my God, I'm muckin' around in…

— Jaclyn Moriarty