I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no… — Jackie Gleason Character Copy Share Image
Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you… — Jackie Gleason Deer Copy Share Image
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love. — Jackie Gleason Braggarts Copy Share Image
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. — Jackie Gleason Easier Copy Share Image
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you… — Jackie Gleason Golf Copy Share Image
I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent. — Jackie Gleason Exceptional Copy Share Image
