All Jack Black Quotes
- We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it. Age
- I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights. All
- With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind… Acting
- The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can… Dumb
- I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit.… Goal
- Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED. Funny
- A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God. Death
- I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools. Fool
- You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore Funny
- You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit. Bit