Jack Black Quotes

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• You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
• I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest…
• When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in…
• There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat…
• If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
• My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
• When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and…
• Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
• I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.
• I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
• My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
• I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really…
• The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have…
• Iris, if you were a melody...piano melody. I used only the good notes.
• I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
• There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it…
• I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see. I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my…
• The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality…
• I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude,…
• I'm an aspiring writer. I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.

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