My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie — ICarly Mom Copy Share Image
I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a… — ICarly Copy Share Image
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