Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or… — Ian Holloway Drink Copy Share Image
I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark. — Ian Holloway Blackpool Copy Share Image
He's going to be what?! Oh for God's sake. Sir David Beckham? You're having a laugh. He's just a good footballer with… — Ian Holloway Beckham Copy Share Image
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth. — Ian Holloway Football Copy Share Image
To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you… — Ian Holloway Bird Copy Share Image
If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb — Ian Holloway Barrels Copy Share Image
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or… — Ian Holloway Football Copy Share Image
