Ian Doescher

My favorite play is Hamlet. It was my first love when it comes to Shakespeare, and I've read it and seen it…

— Ian Doescher

“Thou truly art in jest. Art thou not small/Of stature, if thou art a stormtrooper? -Leia Organa”

— Ian Doescher

I do think any modern storyteller is influenced by the stories we all grow up with and become familiar with, our shared…

— Ian Doescher

O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa

— Ian Doescher

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess. - Han Solo

— Ian Doescher

“Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard’st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!”

— Ian Doescher

“TARKIN: The wench hath lied! Deceiving, cut-throat girl, Most cunning princess born of Hell’s own heart!”

— Ian Doescher

“Hath not a Sith eyes? Hath not a Sith such feelings, heart and soul, As any Jedi Knight did e’er possess? If…

— Ian Doescher

“In time so long ago begins our play, In war-torn galaxy far, far away.”

— Ian Doescher

“To Alderaan we fly on course direct, And to this feast of death I’ll not object. [Exit Darth Vader.”

— Ian Doescher

“LEIA —O help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art Mine only hope. LUKE —I wonder who she is. Whoever she may be,…

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This Force, by troth, I'll never comprehend! It doth control and also doth obey? And 'tis within and yet it is beyond,…

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“O join us, friends and mortals, on the scene— Another chapter of our cosmic tale. Luke Skywalker returns to Tatooine, To save…

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“LUKE Friends, rebels, starfighters, lend me your ears. Wish not we had a single fighter more, If we are mark’d to die,…

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“This golden droid has been a friend, 'tis true,/ And yet I wish to still his prating tongue!/ An imp, he calleth…

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“LEIA [to Han:] Hast thou come here in that ungainly heap? Thou art, perhaps, then braver than I thought.”

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“LUKE Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not, Yet have I ta’en both uniform and life From thee. What manner of a…

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[Luke, holding stormtrooper helmet.] Alas, poor stormtrooper, I knew ye not,/ yet have I taken both uniform and life/ From thee. What…

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If flurries be the food of quests, snow on.

— Ian Doescher

- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.

— Ian Doescher

Mostly, I hope that by having some fun with Shakespeare's style I'll encourage young people who are intimidated by Shakespeare to give…

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“ACKBAR —O knavery Most vile, O trick of Empire’s basest wit. A snare, a ruse, a ploy: and we the fools. What…

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