“No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick First date Copy Share Image
“How could Clay have said all that, smooth as Kentucky bourbon, and Mom just sitting there as if she’d already drunk the… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Right. A tiki bar will blend in great with the whole Henry VIII vibe going on at the B&T. Bring me a… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“No, because of instinct. You can tell who to trust. People can, just like animals. We don't listen as well as they… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Trust Copy Share Image
“I'll just sit back here and perform a few of the more acrobatic positions in the Kama Sutra. By myself, sadly.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Tim Copy Share Image
“Mom. He didn't do drugs. I've told you that before. He was just weird.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Mom Copy Share Image
“I like eggs and bacon," George tells me. "But" - his face clouds - "do you know that bacon is" - tears… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Black hole Copy Share Image
“Just so you know, Alice’s nurse’s uniform is a pair of green scrubs. She looks like Gumby.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“All the things that stay the same... and everything that's changed.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“That’s what you do. With your father. You flip it. Just sort of own whatever it is. Not just with him. You… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Father Copy Share Image
“I don't know. I didn't have that choice. But I know what's happening now. And I'm choosing to stay with you.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Choice Copy Share Image
“Is Jase already gonna marry you?” I start coughing again. “Uh, No. No, George. I’m only seventeen.” As if that’s the only… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Big family Copy Share Image
“It's just whether you're going to do a decent thing or keep doing shitty things. So choose. Just stop whining about it.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Stop whining Copy Share Image
“But here’s the truth: In movies, it’s never half so lovely as it is here and now with Jase.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Truth Copy Share Image
“That prickling feeling when something's not right. That calm feeling when it is.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Peace Copy Share Image
“There’s an opening at Mom’s campaign,” I say. “She needs all the help she can get now that she’s totally distracted by… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Ur Dad Copy Share Image
“So now you've met my mother,' I say to Jase that night, leaning back on the roof. 'I sure have. That was… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Parenting Copy Share Image
“With my track record, I'll probably be able to screw up all three branches of government in about a week and a… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Politics Copy Share Image
“Put down the Technicolor ones. No freaking way." "But blue's my favorite color," I say, batting my eyelashes at him. "Put them… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Favorite color Copy Share Image
“Our house contains all that’s high-end and high-tech and shiny clean. And three people who would rather be somewhere else.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Somewhere else Copy Share Image
“Bring her People magazine and a coconut FrozFruit,” I call after him. “Then you’re golden.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“The Garretts were my bedtime story, long before I ever thought I’d be part of the story myself.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. "I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Humorous Copy Share Image
