Best Helen Fielding Quotes
- I like you very much. Just as you are." Mark Darcy, Bridget Jones Bridget
- 9p.m. My flat. Feel very strange and empty. Is all very well thinking everything is going to be different when you come back but then… All
- Tom has a theory that homosexuals and single women in their thirties have natural bonding: both being accustomed to disappointing their parents and being treated… Accustomed
- Don't say 'what,' say 'pardon,' darling, and do as your mother tells you. Darling
- Eventually, I manage to cheer Mum up by allowing her to go through my wardrobe and criticize all my clothes... All
- I am a child of Cosmopolitan culture, have been traumatized by supermodels and too many quizzes and know that neither my personality nor my body… Been
- When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you… Add
- It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals. Attainable
- I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets… Begin
- If you ask where a relationship is going too often the question has a habit of turning into where the relationship went. Unfortunately, however, God… Ask
- Quite quickly I grew less deranged. I had begun the process of calming down, assimilating and compromising, which is necessary to live comfortably in the… Altered
- But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else. Best
- As women glide from their twenties to thirties, Shazzer argues, the balance of power subtly shifts. Even the most outrageous minxes lose their nerve, wrestling… Alone
- I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually… Actually Need
- Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why does nothing ever work out? Doe
- You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz. Auschwitz
- Sink into morbid, cynical reflection on how much romantic heartbreak is to do with ego and miffed pride rather than actual loss Actual
- One must not live one's life through men but must be complete on oneself as a woman of substance. Complete
- Valentine's Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me. Commercial
- Oh God. valentine's Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid when everyone knows… Anyway Look
- ..we were always taught, instead of waiting to be swept off our feet, to 'expect little, forgive much'. Always Taught
- I'm no good at anything. Not men. Not social skills. Not work. Nothing. Good
- When someone loves you it's like having a blanket all round your heart... All
- One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk'… Anyone
- Singletons should not have to explain themselves all the time but should have an accepted status — like geisha girls do Accepted