All Hal Sparks Quotes
- Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential. Body
- Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine. Ginormous
- Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old. Been
- If I have anything, it's tenacity. Funny
- I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. Ignorant
- If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie. Airplane
- If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer. Any
- Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions. Christian
- Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer. Drummer
- There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing. Funny
- Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker… All
- The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and… All
- Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. Anyone
- Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like… All
- I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. Decided
- I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community. Almost Every
- I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things. Dissecting
- I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them. Computer
- I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security. Actor
- It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money. Always Get
- Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show. Actually Enjoy
- People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can… Art
- If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ… Commitment
- You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love. Believe
- Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of… Buddies