All Gracie Allen Quotes
- Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. Class
- This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances. All
- When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half. Dinner
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Age
- The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow. Justice
- Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if… Ahead
- I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start… Anybody
- You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about? Blushing
- My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. Another Woman
- A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for. Candidate
- They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. Ahead
- A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things -… Boy
- Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what… Ability
- Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing. Amazed
- All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and… All
- The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony. Balconies
- Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so… Average
- A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman. Any
- You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it. Bread
- This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them. Certainly Silly
- Never place a period where God has placed a comma. Comma
- A woman came to ask the doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, 'Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.' Any