“Momentarily forgetting how wind works, Lex tried spitting at him. This failed” — Gina Damico Humour Copy Share Image
“You can only coo over so many teacup poodles before you start to believe they're absolutely essential to life.” — Gina Damico Animal Copy Share Image
“Ah, bribery." He grinned at his niece. "is there anything it can't do?” — Gina Damico Bribery Copy Share Image
“But they were her parents! Putting up with all of her crap was their official job - they couldn't wriggle out of… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Are we going to unload these things?" she asked, a trace of nervousness creeping into her voice. "They're starting to gross me… — Gina Damico Nervousness Copy Share Image
“I wouldn't go around telling people about these shocks of yours." "Why not?" Lex asked. "It's like announcing to the would you… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“Do something!" Norwood told him. "Do what?" Uncle Mort's face was furious. "Fly up there and get it? You bring your broomstick,… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Seriously?" she said with a glance of skepticism. Driggs and this nerdlinger? "You guys are best friends?" Ferbus looked up briefly to… — Gina Damico Best friend Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort to Lex and Driggs: And if I hear any article of clothing being unzipped, unstrapped, unhooked, or unbuckled, you will… — Gina Damico Scorch Copy Share Image
“Should she go on? Or drop it? Maybe this was one of those things that people should keep to themselves, like a… — Gina Damico Music Copy Share Image
“He exuded the air of someone who hated this earth and everything on it and would be much happier if it just… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Off flew his shirt, which landed on an outstretched arm of the ceiling fan. 'Beats me. God, is there a padlock on… — Gina Damico Rocket science Copy Share Image
“Hey, one week, huh, Lex?" he said, tossing her a Cuff. "Here's your graduation gift." "Sweet." she slid it onto her wrist.… — Gina Damico Graduation Copy Share Image
“And as much as I'd love to continue exploring the existential implications of Damning roadkill, the truth is" - he plunged his… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort pounded on the ceiling of the basement. "I sense affection!" he yelled. "Knock it off, you two!" Scowling at the… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“The list of scars my students have sustained at the hand of your daughter grows longer each week. Poor Logan Hochspring's arm… — Gina Damico Children Copy Share Image
“Lex studied her. "Wait a sec. You're happy here?" The expression on Cordy's face confirmed this. "Not gonna lie, Lex. It's pretty… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Hi, I'm Driggs." "Damn, boy. You're even cuter up close." Cordy looked him up and down hungrily. "Got any dead brothers in… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“The boy took a step toward her. Lex jumped back, her contentious instincts kicking in. "Stop right there," she warned. "I punch,… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“I was a teenage boy once too, you know," Uncle Mort said, popping back up. "I know what your brain looks like.… — Gina Damico Teenage Copy Share Image
“Next thing Driggs knew, Lex was rummaging around in the closet. 'Are you looking for your sanity?' he called after her. 'Because… — Gina Damico Heart Copy Share Image
“Uncle Mort after explaining to Lex and Driggs that the ether, Elixir, and other things affects fertility: That doesn't mean you get… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Five minutes later she had rearranged them into several words, none of which made any sense. "Nosy tennis?" she said. "No, wait.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“No, I mean the key," he said. "It's made of bone." Lex raised an eyebrow. "As in ivory?" "As in human." She… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Who knows why you kids do any of the crap you do?" "And who knows why you guys are such assholes?" Lex… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“It's a timeline!' Elysia exclaimed. 'Thanks, Captain Obvious,' said Ferbus. Elysia glared at him. 'Thank you , Captain Overused Expression.' 'No, thank… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“We were just showering," Lex muttered. "Of course," Uncle Mort said. "Everyone knows how impossible it is to zestfully clean without assistance.” — Gina Damico Uncle Copy Share Image
“Lex was about to ask what in the dickens that was supposed to mean, but then Uncle Mort nodded at Wicket in… — Gina Damico Gina-damico Copy Share Image
“Fine!" he relented, giving her a dirty look. "But only if you stay in front." She rolled her eyes. "My, what chivalry."… — Gina Damico Chivalry Copy Share Image
“She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you… — Gina Damico Friendship Copy Share Image
“Then it was suggested that, in honor of the people who were giving our company so much trouble, I stop by an… — Gina Damico Business Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, love doesn't always beat out the fear." "Sometimes it does," he replied with a smile, pecking her on the nose.… — Gina Damico Fear Copy Share Image
“Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat. "Driggs told me," she quickly answered.… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“She wished, as almost all kids wish at one point or another, that she could turn into a pterodactyl and fly away… — Gina Damico Childhood dream Copy Share Image
“When I accepted an internship at DV8, I knew it wasn’t going to lead to a Pulitzer. The network isn’t what you’d… — Gina Damico Journalism Copy Share Image
“Hey there cutie," he said. "What's your name?" Lex rolled her eyes and turned toward the window. "Kill me." "Kimmy? I'm Steve,"… — Gina Damico Croak Copy Share Image
“What about a warning system?" Heloise said. "The entire encounter lasted less than five seconds, Hel. I doubt that even with your… — Gina Damico Time Copy Share Image
“Ferbus stared in wonder. "He's like a bag of microwave popcorn." Driggs finally spoke, his voice equally amazed. "But popcorn tends to… — Gina Damico Copy Share Image
“Smack me if we ever get that awful.” “But I smack you so often,” she said, “how will you know that’s what… — Gina Damico Humor Copy Share Image
“Let me go!" She tore off a mirror and brandished it in his face. "I mean it! I don't want to go… — Gina Damico Humor Copy Share Image
