My dad is the best and funniest newspaper columnist. There is nobody anywhere near as good. — Giles Coren Anywhere Copy Share Image
The way I write possibly shouldn't be turned on serious things. — Giles Coren I write Copy Share Image
Ask a footballer what they can cook and they always say spaghetti. It is what you reach for when there is nothing… — Giles Coren Asks Copy Share Image
How clever am I? I'm really quite clever. I mean, look, I've got a first-class degree from Oxford. — Giles Coren Clever Copy Share Image
Where my dad taught me everything about writing, Graham Paterson, who gave me my first job at The Times, taught me everything… — Giles Coren Big deal Copy Share Image
I have a tailor now, I have a doctor, a wine merchant, a jeweller, a gardener, a cleaner, and a nanny. It… — Giles Coren Doctor Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with getting a bus. Nothing in any way demeaning about boarding a huge smelly communal vehicle that will… — Giles Coren Direction Copy Share Image
I used to be a very angry person, I used to throw things and break them. Then I had five years of… — Giles Coren Angry Copy Share Image