First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity. — George Bernard Shaw Curiosity Copy Share Image
Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals — George Bernard Shaw Animal Copy Share Image
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. — George Bernard Shaw Affair Copy Share Image
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated. — George Bernard Shaw Inspirational Copy Share Image
“Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain?” — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If you are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life, your reward will be that you will eat, but… — George Bernard Shaw Fear Copy Share Image
You may well ask me why...I took the time to write [books]. I can only reply that I do not know. There… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It is one of the mysterious ways of Allah to make women troublesome when he makes them beautiful. — George Bernard Shaw Allah Copy Share Image
When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure… — George Bernard Shaw About family Copy Share Image
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they… — George Bernard Shaw Fools Copy Share Image
HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me. — George Bernard Shaw Men Copy Share Image
I lay my eternal curse on whomsoever shall now or at any time hereafter make schoolbooks of my works and make me… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I have a strong feeling that I shall be glad when I am dead and done for - scrapped at last to… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Men are always thinking that they are going to do something grandly wicked to their enemies; but when it comes to the… — George Bernard Shaw Always thinking Copy Share Image
The medical profession (is) a conspiracy to hide its own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all professions. They… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When you loved me I gave you the whole sun and stars to play with. I gave you eternity in a single… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
My own education has been entirely controversial: that is why I know what I am writing about; and appear eccentric to dogmatically… — George Bernard Shaw Controversial Copy Share Image
Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I have made it so perfectly clear in my tracts, articles, and books what was to be done that all Parliament has… — George Bernard Shaw Books Copy Share Image
When I see that the nineteenthcentury has crowned the idolatry of Art with the deification of Love, so that every poet is… — George Bernard Shaw Artist Copy Share Image
During the Suffragette revolt of 1913 I[urged] that what was needed was not the vote, but a constitutional amendment enactingthat all representative… — George Bernard Shaw Amendments Copy Share Image
I am giving you examples of the fact that this creature man, who in his own selfish affairs is a coward to… — George Bernard Shaw Affair Copy Share Image
“I know your head aches. I know you're tired. I know your nerves are as raw as meat in a butcher's window.… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of… — George Bernard Shaw Baseball Copy Share Image
“HIGGINS [*snatching a chocolate cream from the piano, his eyes suddenly beginning to twinkle with mischief*] Have some chocolates, Eliza. LIZA [*halting,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The medieval doctors of divinity who did not pretend to settle how many angels could dance on the point of a needle… — George Bernard Shaw Accuracy Copy Share Image
Our laws make law impossible; our liberties destroy all freedom; our property is organized robbery; our morality an impudent hypocrisy; our wisdom… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image