“I may have seemed like things quieted down a bit once we all figured out how to farm, because farming begets society… — Gene Doucette Greater good Copy Share Image
“Morning conversations should be between very close friends or lovers, and otherwise avoided entirely.” — Gene Doucette Close friends Copy Share Image
“[D]espite the patina of civility coating most of modern society, underneath it is a thick layer of savagery.” — Gene Doucette Modern society Copy Share Image
“A point about vampires. They can and do have sex. I've tried it. It's not bad. A little cold, a little dry...… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“The advent of civilization--an overly optimistic word--didn't change things as much as one might think, because no matter how large a city… — Gene Doucette Change things Copy Share Image
“Impending death makes one run faster. I think that's probably why they fire a gun before track meets.” — Gene Doucette Death Copy Share Image
“The biblical Goliath was also a demon, which should tell you plenty about the accuracy of that little story, because it'd take… — Gene Doucette Friendship Copy Share Image
“The thing is, we all have a little animal in us, and if you ask us to, we can do a very… — Gene Doucette Animals Copy Share Image
“If there's one thing I know, it's that the minute someone feels obligated to tell you not to be afraid of them,… — Gene Doucette Time Copy Share Image
“I'm actually something of an aficionado in the "waking up in strange places" department. I've woken up in hay lofts, under a… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“(Most jobs I've had have been variations on hunter-gatherer and farmer. I was one of the first to say "Hey, if we… — Gene Doucette Pretty good Copy Share Image
