“To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.” — Gemma Halliday Farting Copy Share Image
“ Chase leaned in close. "hey" What? Are you wearing perfume? No... why would I be wearing perfume?... You sure you're not… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“After making my way through a bowl full of lawn (Sure, Dana had said it was exotic sautéed greens, but it smelled… — Gemma Halliday Food Copy Share Image
“Great. Dead bodies, road kill and Toys R Us. Could this day get any better?” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girl's mouth! — Gemma Halliday Cheat Copy Share Image
“No matter how much I may love—scratch that, loved, past tense—Josh, I was no dummy. Everyone knows the Y chromosome carries with… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Instead, I pulled out my cell and dialed the one person any independent, competent adult calls when a true crisis hits. Mommy.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I didn't point out that Courtney and I were hardly BFFs. In Mom's world everyone under the age of eighteen was friends… — Gemma Halliday Friendship Copy Share Image
“She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide!” — Gemma Halliday Lol Copy Share Image
“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus humping butt monkey" - Hartley Featherston” — Gemma Halliday Humour Copy Share Image
“Which leads me to ask...what exactly are you going to do when we get there?" I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets… — Gemma Halliday Hartley Copy Share Image
My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that? — Gemma Halliday Ifs Copy Share Image
“Mom perched on the edge of our sofa, her forehead etched with a line of concern I'd grown to know well. It… — Gemma Halliday Mom Copy Share Image
“There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's… — Gemma Halliday History Copy Share Image
“it made my little heart go pitter patter that he was racing across an ocean to be by my side. That is… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so?” — Gemma Halliday Trust Copy Share Image
“She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie.” — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“We actually wanted to ask you a few questions. About the interview you did this morning." At the mention of her KTVU… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver,… — Gemma Halliday Humor Copy Share Image
