All Gail Carriger Quotes
- Ah, no, deployment was delayed after you left. Technical difficulties.” “Oh?” “Yes, it was technically difficult to leave a heartbroken Alpha. Ah
- She poked him in the center of his chest with two fingers to punctuate her words. “You are an unfeeling”—poke —“traitorous”—poke—“mistrusting”—poke—“rude”—poke —“booby!” Every poke turned… Booby
- Which was why, some six hours later, Alexia Maccon's daughter was born inside the head of an octomaton in the presence of her husband, a… Alexia
- As with most things in life, Lady Maccon preferred the civilized exterior to the dark underbelly (with the exception of pork products, of course.) Civilized
- Well, my love,” said Alexia with prodigious daring to Lord Maccon, “shall we?” The earl started to move forward and then stopped abruptly and looked… Abruptly
- Oh, Professor Lyall, are you making a funny? It doesn’t suit you.” The sandy-haired Beta gave Lady Maccon a dour look. “I am exploring new… Avenues
- Lord Maccon, might we have words on the proper tying of a cravat? For my sanity’s sake? Lord Maccon was nonplussed. Professor Lyall, on the… Akeldama
- At such close range, even she could hit a vampire full force in the shoulder, surprising him considerably. He paused in his attack. “Well, my… Attack
- Felicity grimaced in agreement. “No, you are perfectly correct. I did not realize how vital the approbation of one’s butler is in allowing for nocturnal… Agreement
- Alexia had found pregnancy relatively manageable, up to a point. That point having been some three weeks ago, at which juncture her natural reserves of… Ago
- I miss him, my lady.” “Well, he is now living adjacent. You can hardly miss him all that much.” “True. But we are no longer… Adjacent
- Spin the parasol three times and repeat after me: I shield in the name of fashion. I accessorize for one and all. Pursuit of truth… Accessorize
- Past persons of Scottishness in contact with mastermind of supernatural persuasion in London, aka Agent Doom.’ Floote moved on to the third bit of paper.… Action
- The Gamma paused. “You have a crazed werewolf in your wine cellar?” “You can think of a better place to stash him?” “What about the… Better
- The infant-inconvenience kicked in response, and Conall twitched at the sensation. “Active little pup, isn’t he?” “She,” corrected his wife. “As if any child of… Active
- The Pantechnicon stored and distributed a good deal of furniture as well. The very idea of a lady of good breeding visiting such a place.… Alexia
- Lady Maccon.” “By George, Boots! How the deuce can you possibly tell that there is Lady Maccon?” queried the other top-hated gentleman. “Who else would… Behind
- It was a constant source of amazement to Alexia that the only thing she had ever done in her entire life that pleased her mama… Alexia
- Alexia abhorred hypocrisy, especially when munitions were involved. Abhorred
- I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone. Everyone
- What if all those strange and unexplainable bends in history were the result of supernatural interference? At which point I asked myself, what's the weirdest… Absurd
- Scotsmen, she had occasion to observe, often did have nice knees. Perhaps that was why they insisted upon kilts. Insisted
- I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon… Around Killing
- She took a moment to lament her lack of parasol. Every time she left the house, she felt keenly the absence of her heretofore ubiquitous… Absence
- My Hallway" remarked Lord Akeldama,"Has never seen such lively action. And That, my sugarplums, is saying something! Action