All Gail Carriger Quotes
- Lord Maccon believed that if his trousers were on his legs, and something else was on his torso, he was dressed. The less done after… Actually Went
- Oh, dear me, no. Then I should be known as that vampire with all the cats. All
- Madame Lefoux acted as midwife. In her scientific way, she was unexpectedly adept at the job. When the infant finally appeared, she held it up… Acted
- She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after… Alexia
- These things, regrettably, are bound to occur when one is married and befriended. Befriended
- With a resigned shrug, she screamed and collapsed into a faint. She stayed resolutely fainted, despite the liberal application of smelling salts, which made her… Application
- Goodness gracious me,†exclaimed Alexia, “what are you wearing? It looks like the unfortunate progeny of an illicit union between a pair of binoculars and… Alexia
- She would have colored gracefully with embarrassment had she not possessed the complexion of one of those “heathen Italians,†as her mother said, who never… All
- Even Alexia, spinster that she was, was given an allowance large enough to dress her to the height of fashion— although she did tend to… Alexia
- Please, Lord Maccon, use one of the cups. My delicate sensibilities.†The earl actually snorted. “My dear Miss Tarabotti, if you possessed any such things,… Any
- Miss Tarabotti was not certain if he was objecting to the kick or the scream, so she issued both again— with interest. He seemed to… Barrier
- A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief. Attacking
- What if I arrange to be around Lord Akeldama during the full moon?†The earl looked daggers. “I am certain he would be extremely helpful… Abject
- My father,†she admitted, “was of Italian extraction. Unfortunately, not an affliction that can be cured.†She paused. “Though he did die. Admitted
- Lord Maccon looked up. “Grovel, you say?†Lyall did not glance away from the latest vampire report he was perusing. “Grovel, my lord. From
- Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes? Food
- Conall,†“Aye, Alexia?†He looked up at her. Was that fear in his caramel eyes? “I am going to take advantage of you,†she said Advantage
- Very well, Lord Maccon. If we are going to play this particular hand, would you be interested in becoming my...†“Mistress? Becoming
- Mrs. Loontwill did what any well-prepared mother would do upon finding her unmarried daughter in the arms of a gentleman werewolf: she had very decorous,… Any
- The more Lord Maccon considered it, the more he grew to like the idea. Certainly his imagination was full of pictures of what he and… Across